From: Dave on

<letterman(a)invalid.com> wrote in message
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> Mothers Day is right around the corner. That means we need to think
> about gifts for our motherboards. I'm looking for suggestions. I
> want something that will make my motherboard real happy. A true gift
> from the heart. I dont think flowers are a good idea because if the
> water spills from the vase, there could be a motherboard death, and
> that would make for a horrible Mothers Day.

Give it the spa treatment. Vacuum it real good with a plastic wand,
preferably one with a brush attachment on the end of it.

Note: Do this only if your real mother wants a new motherboard for Mother's
Day. :) -Dave