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From: steve dassin on 19 Jul 2008 00:50 For those that aren't familiar with SNL it's 'Saturday Nite Live'. It's a tv show that parodies celebrities, politicans, social behavior etc. It's humor with a stinger, it's supposed to make you laugh at that which is just too silly to be taken seriously:) The smiley's say it all. select 0/0 -- :( select 1 where exists( select 0/0) -- :) select 1 where exists( select 0/0 AS Y) -- :) select * -- :( select 1 where exists( select *) -- :) select \ -- :) select \/10 -- :) select 1 where exists( select \) -- :) create table #X(N decimal(6,2)) insert #X values(10.1) insert #X values(0) insert #X values(\) insert #X values($) select * from #X where $=\ /* :) */ drop table #X -- :) The people who use the phrase 'purists' as a way to justify doing certain things have the right idea. This stuff only makes sense inside bol. Outside bol forget it:) Having a little fun with it probably beats the alternative, getting out my shredder :) www.beyondsql.blogspot.com
From: steve dassin on 19 Jul 2008 20:07 Opps...using S2005.
From: Aaron Bertrand [SQL Server MVP] on 19 Jul 2008 20:11 I think I still hear crickets... On 7/19/08 8:07 PM, in article OcauTyf6IHA.5440(a)TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl, "steve dassin" <steve_nospam_(a)rac4sql.net> wrote: > Opps...using S2005. > >
From: Steve Kass on 19 Jul 2008 22:45 Hey Steve, You missed one: select � Just my exec('select 2*�') worth. (Ok, you missed at least two.) Steve Kass Drew University http://www.stevekass.com steve dassin wrote: >For those that aren't familiar with SNL it's 'Saturday Nite Live'. It's a tv >show that parodies celebrities, politicans, social behavior etc. It's humor >with a stinger, it's supposed to make you laugh at that which is just too >silly to be taken seriously:) >The smiley's say it all. > >select 0/0 -- :( >select 1 where exists( select 0/0) -- :) >select 1 where exists( select 0/0 AS Y) -- :) > >select * -- :( >select 1 where exists( select *) -- :) > >select \ -- :) >select \/10 -- :) >select 1 where exists( select \) -- :) > >create table #X(N decimal(6,2)) >insert #X values(10.1) >insert #X values(0) >insert #X values(\) >insert #X values($) > >select * from #X >where $=\ /* :) */ > >drop table #X -- :) > >The people who use the phrase 'purists' as a way to justify doing certain >things have the right idea. This stuff only makes sense inside bol. Outside >bol forget it:) Having a little fun with it probably beats the alternative, >getting out my shredder :) > >www.beyondsql.blogspot.com > > > >
From: Dan Guzman on 20 Jul 2008 10:46
select '\ :)' -- Hope this helps. Dan Guzman SQL Server MVP http://weblogs.sqlteam.com/dang/ "steve dassin" <steve_nospam_(a)rac4sql.net> wrote in message news:uQOA7rV6IHA.2060(a)TK2MSFTNGP02.phx.gbl... > For those that aren't familiar with SNL it's 'Saturday Nite Live'. It's a > tv show that parodies celebrities, politicans, social behavior etc. It's > humor with a stinger, it's supposed to make you laugh at that which is > just too silly to be taken seriously:) > The smiley's say it all. > > select 0/0 -- :( > select 1 where exists( select 0/0) -- :) > select 1 where exists( select 0/0 AS Y) -- :) > > select * -- :( > select 1 where exists( select *) -- :) > > select \ -- :) > select \/10 -- :) > select 1 where exists( select \) -- :) > > create table #X(N decimal(6,2)) > insert #X values(10.1) > insert #X values(0) > insert #X values(\) > insert #X values($) > > select * from #X > where $=\ /* :) */ > > drop table #X -- :) > > The people who use the phrase 'purists' as a way to justify doing certain > things have the right idea. This stuff only makes sense inside bol. > Outside bol forget it:) Having a little fun with it probably beats the > alternative, getting out my shredder :) > > www.beyondsql.blogspot.com > > |