From: Kadaitcha Man on
"Roy Schestowitz", thou grotesque love-monger. Be packing, Sir Knob. Ye
divulged:

Wow! What next? Toilets and Sundry Effluent Tanks Run Linux?

Good God, Schestowitz! Either you are one-eyed and brainless or you work
for Micro$oft.

If I were you, I'd admit to the former and plead complete idiocy as a
defence to the latter.

Fortunately I am not you.