From: Evenbit on
Yep, Americanes Need 'Erbs ??? :)

Yet Another Nerd Experience
You Ain't No Expert
Yonder Assembler Not Easy

;--------------------
; nasm -f elf hw2uyane.asm
; ld -o hw2uyane hw2uyane.o

%include "yanetut.inc"
putstring "Please tell me your name? "
getstring 79,name
putstring "Hello, "
putstring name
putstring "! Welcome to Linux uhhh... Assembly!", linefeed
putstring "BTW, the answer is "

mov ecx, 42
mov ebx, 1
add ebx, ecx
; HLLp, I can't read this part!!!

putnumber ebx
putstring ", not "
putnumber ecx
putstring ". Deep Thought was off-by-one.", linefeed

depart victorious
;-----------------------

Nathan.
From: Frank Kotler on
Evenbit wrote:
> Yep, Americanes Need 'Erbs ??? :)
>
> Yet Another Nerd Experience
> You Ain't No Expert
> Yonder Assembler Not Easy

You Are Not Expected To Understand This

;------------------------
; yanetut.inc

linefeed equ 10

%macro putstring 1+
%ifstr %1
section .data
%%str db %1
%%strlen equ $ - %%str
section .text
pusha
mov ecx, %%str
mov edx, %%strlen
%else
section .text
pusha
mov ecx, %1
or edx, byte -1
%%getlen:
inc edx
cmp byte [ecx + edx], 0
jnz %%getlen
%endif

section .text
call write_stdout
popa
%endmacro

%macro getstring 2
section .bss
%2: resb %1
section .text
pusha
mov edx, %1
mov ecx, %2
xor ebx, ebx
push byte 3
pop eax
int 80h
mov byte [ecx + eax - 1], 0
popa
%endmacro

%macro putnumber 1
push dword %1
call showdec
%endmacro



victorious equ 0
abject equ -1

%macro depart 1
mov ebx, %1
push byte 1
pop eax
int 80h
%endmacro



write_stdout:
push byte 1
pop ebx
push byte 4
pop eax
int 80h
ret

read_stdin:
xor ebx, ebx
push byte 3
pop eax
int 80h
ret

showdec: ; stdcall
pusha
mov eax, [esp + 4 + 32]
mov ecx, esp
sub esp, byte 16
mov ebx, 10
xor esi, esi
..top:
dec ecx
xor edx, edx
div ebx
add dl, '0'
mov [ecx], dl
inc esi
test eax, eax
jnz .top
mov edx, esi
call write_stdout
add esp, byte 16
popa
ret 4


global _start
section .text
_start:

; your code should start immediately after
; %include "yanetut.inc"
;----------------------

It *is* intended to be a joke, y'know... In view of that, I rather like
your interpretations...

Best,
Frank

From: s_dubrovich on
On Jul 1, 8:33 pm, Frank Kotler <fbkot...(a)verizon.net> wrote:
> Evenbit wrote:
> > Yep, Americanes Need 'Erbs ???  :)
>
> > Yet Another Nerd Experience
> > You Ain't No Expert
> > Yonder Assembler Not Easy
>
> You Are Not Expected To Understand This
>

>
> ; your code should start immediately after
> ; %include "yanetut.inc"
> ;----------------------
>
> It *is* intended to be a joke, y'know... In view of that, I rather like
> your interpretations...
>
> Best,
> Frank

hmm, My first thought was that it was a contraction of the phrase:
"you ain't sane." :)