From: John Jones on
Gravity is running out of puff. One day, unless its continual
accelerative force is replenished, gravity will disappear. Proof: Latest
evidence shows that the universe is expanding faster and faster -
gravity is disappearing.

Next to disappear will be atoms and particles. Unless they continually
make their presence known through time, which they cannot do if they
never change, then they too will disappear. Proof: That is the reason
for the existence of a probabilistic quantum world, because particles
are already unexpectedly vanishing.

Next to disappear will be space. If all particles are gone, and nothing
changes in space, then because space itself is unchanging, and because
Time only registers what is changing, then space will vanish. Proof:
When there was nothing changing in the universe (before the Big Bang)
then there was also no space.

Next to disappear will be Time. With nothing left in the universe except
Time, then the start and end of Time will be indistinguishable. Both
will vanish into the other.

Next to disappear will be nothing. When there is nothing at all, then
all we have left is grammar. Proof: we find ourselves sitting down in
front of the computer reading this, just as we were meant to from the
beginning, Alpha and Omega. Amen.
From: Alan Ford on
John Jones wrote:
> Gravity is running out of puff. One day, unless its continual
> accelerative force is replenished, gravity will disappear. Proof: Latest
> evidence shows that the universe is expanding faster and faster -
> gravity is disappearing.
>
> Next to disappear will be atoms and particles. Unless they continually
> make their presence known through time, which they cannot do if they
> never change, then they too will disappear. Proof: That is the reason
> for the existence of a probabilistic quantum world, because particles
> are already unexpectedly vanishing.
>
> Next to disappear will be space. If all particles are gone, and nothing
> changes in space, then because space itself is unchanging, and because
> Time only registers what is changing, then space will vanish. Proof:
> When there was nothing changing in the universe (before the Big Bang)
> then there was also no space.
>
> Next to disappear will be Time. With nothing left in the universe except
> Time, then the start and end of Time will be indistinguishable. Both
> will vanish into the other.
>
> Next to disappear will be nothing. When there is nothing at all, then
> all we have left is grammar. Proof: we find ourselves sitting down in
> front of the computer reading this, just as we were meant to from the
> beginning, Alpha and Omega. Amen.

Next to disappear will be your stash of psychotropics.



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From: Mark Earnest on

"John Jones" <jonescardiff(a)btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:heot7f$44a$1(a)news.eternal-september.org...
> Gravity is running out of puff. One day, unless its continual accelerative
> force is replenished, gravity will disappear. Proof: Latest evidence shows
> that the universe is expanding faster and faster - gravity is
> disappearing.
>
> Next to disappear will be atoms and particles. Unless they continually
> make their presence known through time, which they cannot do if they never
> change, then they too will disappear. Proof: That is the reason for the
> existence of a probabilistic quantum world, because particles are already
> unexpectedly vanishing.
>
> Next to disappear will be space. If all particles are gone, and nothing
> changes in space, then because space itself is unchanging, and because
> Time only registers what is changing, then space will vanish. Proof: When
> there was nothing changing in the universe (before the Big Bang) then
> there was also no space.
>
> Next to disappear will be Time. With nothing left in the universe except
> Time, then the start and end of Time will be indistinguishable. Both will
> vanish into the other.
>
> Next to disappear will be nothing. When there is nothing at all, then all
> we have left is grammar. Proof: we find ourselves sitting down in front of
> the computer reading this, just as we were meant to from the beginning,
> Alpha and Omega. Amen.

Well, at least you had a punch line this time.
So you think the universe is running down like a wind up toy
would. What is to keep someone from winding it up again?


From: Jerry on
On Nov 27, 9:02 am, John Jones <jonescard...(a)btinternet.com> wrote:
> Gravity is running out of puff. One day, unless its continual
> accelerative force is replenished, gravity will disappear. Proof: Latest
> evidence shows that the universe is expanding faster and faster -
> gravity is disappearing.
>
> Next to disappear will be atoms and particles. Unless they continually
> make their presence known through time, which they cannot do if they
> never change, then they too will disappear. Proof: That is the reason
> for the existence of a probabilistic quantum world, because particles
> are already unexpectedly vanishing.
>
> Next to disappear will be space. If all particles are gone, and nothing
> changes in space, then because space itself is unchanging, and because
> Time only registers what is changing, then space will vanish. Proof:
> When there was nothing changing in the universe (before the Big Bang)
> then there was also no space.
>
> Next to disappear will be Time. With nothing left in the universe except
> Time, then the start and end of Time will be indistinguishable. Both
> will vanish into the other.
>
> Next to disappear will be nothing. When there is nothing at all, then
> all we have left is grammar. Proof: we find ourselves sitting down in
> front of the computer reading this, just as we were meant to from the
> beginning, Alpha and Omega. Amen.

Are you feeling okay?
From: Smiler on
John Jones wrote:
> Gravity is running out of puff. One day, unless its continual
> accelerative force is replenished, gravity will disappear. Proof:
> Latest evidence shows that the universe is expanding faster and
> faster - gravity is disappearing.
>

Get back to me when objects start falling up.

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All gods are bespoke. They're all made to
perfectly fit the prejudices of their believer