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From: JF Mezei on 6 Aug 2010 00:08
Michelle Steiner wrote:
> He's mortal, and can get turned away from a pizza joint because he doesn't
> have a reservation.

Expect lighthing to strike on that restaurant anytime now :-)


If he was wearing his "god outfit" (black turtleneck/jeans), it means he
was on a PR outing and this was a planned thing to generate news about
him. He had probably calculated exactly when to get in line so he would
be the first to be refused entry :-)

A story about him wanting to eat pizza would show that he had an apetite
and help kill stories about lack of apetite, weight loss, sickness etc.


Misuse of your God powers can lead to big problems. There was a
documentary about that some years ago. I think it was called
"Bruce All Mighty". So it is quite understandable that our God
refrained from using his powers to create an extra table at the
restaurant so he could he seated.


Michelle, you risk being excommunicated to the Windows world where you
will be alt-control-deleted.

You just cannot claim that Jobs isn't a God. This just isn't done.

You need to think about the millions of people who willingly go to the
Apple place of worship nearest to them to donate huge sums of money in
exchange for a cute gift made of brushed aluminium (or a combination of
steel and transparent aluminium in the case of the iphone 4).


These never ending donations to the Church of Apple helps sustain the
price of AAPL shares and thus contribute to the welfare of the true
members of the church of the Apple.

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

From: Tim McNamara on 6 Aug 2010 01:10
Jobs is not "god." Good grief. Is this BS what passes for a thread
these days?

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From: Chance Furlong on 6 Aug 2010 01:24
In article <timmcn-C373C0.00103906082010(a)news-1.mpls.iphouse.net>,
Tim McNamara <timmcn(a)bitstream.net> wrote:

> Jobs is not "God." Good grief. Is this bullshit what passes for a thread
> these days?

It does to some.
From: JF Mezei on 6 Aug 2010 02:21
Taking the bite, I looked at the appleinsider.com web site article.

Looks to me like the picture of God was added.

The way I see it, it is some german tourist who had his picture taken in
front of the restaurant, and someone added some stock image of steve
jobs in his god apparel. His black turtlenext is just too black to be
believable. And if you look carefully at his left arm, Jobs is either
severely deformed, or the victim of a photoshop disaster !


But a proof that Job is a god: his shadow is that of an alien :-)

This reminds me of the picture of that german tourist on top of the WTC
with the 767 that was to crash into the tower visible in the picture.


From: Jolly Roger on 6 Aug 2010 09:26
In article <timmcn-C373C0.00103906082010(a)news-1.mpls.iphouse.net>,
Tim McNamara <timmcn(a)bitstream.net> wrote:

> Jobs is not "god." Good grief. Is this BS what passes for a thread
> these days?

Indeed. It really would fit better in CSMA.

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