From: MetalGuru on
1. One human cell contains 75MB genetic information.
2. One sperm contains a half of that; that is 37.5MB.
3. One ml of semen contains 100 million sperms.
4. In average, ejaculation lasts for 5 sec and contains 2.25 ml semen.
5. This means that the throughput of a man's member is equal to (37.5MB x
100,000,000 x 2.25) / 5 = 1 687 500 000 000 000 bytes/second

That is 1,6875 Terabytes/sec.

This means that the female eggcell withstands this DDoS attack at 1,7
terabyte per second, and only lets through one (!) data package, thereby
being the best freaking hardware firewall in the world!

The downside of it is that this small data package that it lets through
hangs the system for the whole of 9 months.

;^)