From: liquidator on
Thought some of the tech guys might enjoy this, from the local phone company
employee newsletter.

A woman called in a complaint about repairmen working on a pole outside her
house. Apparently they were using some quite foul language.

The employees were called on the carpet and ordered to write a report. One
version follows.

"Me and Spike was working on a pole. Spike was up top, I was below. Spike
spilled hot solder on me, right down the back of my neck."

"I looked up and said, Really Spike, you must be more careful."