From: Kadaitcha Man on
"Chris Ahlstrom", thou big-nosed natural philosopher. Thou has no more
brain than I have in mine elbows. Ye spritzed:

> I've never cared much about realism, all though it can be a bragging
> point.

Yes, a bragging point.

Chris Ahlstrom; "HEY, LOOK, MOM! A BRICK FELL OFF THE TOP OF A WALL AND
CRATERED MY HEAD!"

Chris Ahlstrom's Mother: "Was there any blood, son?"

Chris Ahlstrom: "YEAH, MA! GALLONS OF IT!"

Chris Ahlstrom Mother: "URGH! Don't be so realistic!"

Chris Ahlstrom: "Sorry, Ma! I imagined it!"

Emergency Room Physician: "I'm sorry, Mrs Ahlstrom. Chris didn't make it."

Chris Ahlstrom Mother: "URGH! Don't be so realistic!"