From: Bruce on
On Sun, 16 May 2010 04:56:23 -0700, Savageduck
<savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:

>On 2010-05-16 01:09:03 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>
>> On Sat, 15 May 2010 17:40:52 -0700, Savageduck
>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 2010-05-15 16:11:06 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>>
>>>> Enough of the excuses!
>>>>
>>>> Where's my Tiger Woods Golf Watch?
>>>
>>> TAG fired Woods.
>>
>>
>> That's *so* unfair.
>
>There, there. I don't think they actually fired him, they just put all
>his ads in an unreachable spot on a hidden shelf.
>You can still get your Roger Federer Tennis Watch, complete with tears,
>petulant frenzy, and over inflated ego.


No, that won't do. I want a wider choice of (allaged) ex-mistresses.

From: Bruce on
On Sun, 16 May 2010 14:48:17 +0100, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 16 May 2010 04:56:23 -0700, Savageduck
><savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>
>>On 2010-05-16 01:09:03 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>
>>> On Sat, 15 May 2010 17:40:52 -0700, Savageduck
>>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2010-05-15 16:11:06 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>>>
>>>>> Enough of the excuses!
>>>>>
>>>>> Where's my Tiger Woods Golf Watch?
>>>>
>>>> TAG fired Woods.
>>>
>>>
>>> That's *so* unfair.
>>
>>There, there. I don't think they actually fired him, they just put all
>>his ads in an unreachable spot on a hidden shelf.
>>You can still get your Roger Federer Tennis Watch, complete with tears,
>>petulant frenzy, and over inflated ego.
>
>
>No, that won't do. I want a wider choice of (allaged) ex-mistresses.


Oops. Should be "alleged". Allegedly.

From: Bruce on
On Sun, 16 May 2010 08:18:41 -0700, Savageduck
<savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:

>On 2010-05-16 06:48:17 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>
>> On Sun, 16 May 2010 04:56:23 -0700, Savageduck
>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 2010-05-16 01:09:03 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 15 May 2010 17:40:52 -0700, Savageduck
>>>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 2010-05-15 16:11:06 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Enough of the excuses!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Where's my Tiger Woods Golf Watch?
>>>>>
>>>>> TAG fired Woods.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That's *so* unfair.
>>>
>>> There, there. I don't think they actually fired him, they just put all
>>> his ads in an unreachable spot on a hidden shelf.
>>> You can still get your Roger Federer Tennis Watch, complete with tears,
>>> petulant frenzy, and over inflated ego.
>>
>>
>> No, that won't do. I want a wider choice of (allaged) ex-mistresses.
>
>I think I'd settle for Elin and her share of the loot, and leave the
>watches and skanks to you!


Given a choice, I think anyone would. I'm of Swedish decent so she is
definitely my type :-) ... but I doubt that she's available. :-(

So it's back to Mistress #1. ;-)

From: John McWilliams on
Bruce wrote:
> On Sun, 16 May 2010 14:48:17 +0100, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 16 May 2010 04:56:23 -0700, Savageduck
>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>
>>> On 2010-05-16 01:09:03 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 15 May 2010 17:40:52 -0700, Savageduck
>>>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 2010-05-15 16:11:06 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>>>> Enough of the excuses!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Where's my Tiger Woods Golf Watch?
>>>>> TAG fired Woods.
>>>>
>>>> That's *so* unfair.
>>> There, there. I don't think they actually fired him, they just put all
>>> his ads in an unreachable spot on a hidden shelf.
>>> You can still get your Roger Federer Tennis Watch, complete with tears,
>>> petulant frenzy, and over inflated ego.
>>
>> No, that won't do. I want a wider choice of (allaged) ex-mistresses.
>
>
> Oops. Should be "alleged". Allegedly.

Freudian slip (panties?) for "all aged", given that many of us are, uh,
approaching senior years??

--
john mcwilliams
From: John McWilliams on
Bruce wrote:
> On Sun, 16 May 2010 08:18:41 -0700, Savageduck
> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>
>> On 2010-05-16 06:48:17 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>
>>> On Sun, 16 May 2010 04:56:23 -0700, Savageduck
>>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2010-05-16 01:09:03 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 15 May 2010 17:40:52 -0700, Savageduck
>>>>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 2010-05-15 16:11:06 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>> Enough of the excuses!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Where's my Tiger Woods Golf Watch?
>>>>>> TAG fired Woods.
>>>>>
>>>>> That's *so* unfair.
>>>> There, there. I don't think they actually fired him, they just put all
>>>> his ads in an unreachable spot on a hidden shelf.
>>>> You can still get your Roger Federer Tennis Watch, complete with tears,
>>>> petulant frenzy, and over inflated ego.
>>>
>>> No, that won't do. I want a wider choice of (allaged) ex-mistresses.
>> I think I'd settle for Elin and her share of the loot, and leave the
>> watches and skanks to you!
>
>
> Given a choice, I think anyone would. I'm of Swedish decent so she is
> definitely my type :-) ... but I doubt that she's available. :-(
>
> So it's back to Mistress #1. ;-)

Like Chance in _Being_There_, I, too like to watch--- did you not mean
"witch"?

--
john mcwilliams