From: Bruce on
On Sun, 16 May 2010 10:27:42 -0700, Savageduck
<savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>On 2010-05-16 08:39:20 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>> On Sun, 16 May 2010 08:18:41 -0700, Savageduck
>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>
>>> I think I'd settle for Elin and her share of the loot, and leave the
>>> watches and skanks to you!
>>
>>
>> Given a choice, I think anyone would. I'm of Swedish decent so she is
>> definitely my type :-) ... but I doubt that she's available. :-(
>>
>> So it's back to Mistress #1. ;-)
>
>Oh well!
>
>I guess the $1500-$2500 you might have spent on the watch, might buy
>you 25 minutes or so with any in the Woods stable.


25 minutes ... don't need that long! ;-)

From: tony cooper on
On Sun, 16 May 2010 15:10:53 +0100, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 16 May 2010 14:48:17 +0100, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 16 May 2010 04:56:23 -0700, Savageduck
>><savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On 2010-05-16 01:09:03 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>
>>>> On Sat, 15 May 2010 17:40:52 -0700, Savageduck
>>>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 2010-05-15 16:11:06 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Enough of the excuses!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Where's my Tiger Woods Golf Watch?
>>>>>
>>>>> TAG fired Woods.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> That's *so* unfair.
>>>
>>>There, there. I don't think they actually fired him, they just put all
>>>his ads in an unreachable spot on a hidden shelf.
>>>You can still get your Roger Federer Tennis Watch, complete with tears,
>>>petulant frenzy, and over inflated ego.
>>
>>
>>No, that won't do. I want a wider choice of (allaged) ex-mistresses.
>
>
>Oops. Should be "alleged". Allegedly.

The ex-mistresses are not alleged. They are real. What is alleged is
that they were Tiger's mistresses.


--
Tony Cooper - Orlando, Florida
From: tony cooper on
On Sun, 16 May 2010 16:39:20 +0100, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Sun, 16 May 2010 08:18:41 -0700, Savageduck
><savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>
>>On 2010-05-16 06:48:17 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>
>>> On Sun, 16 May 2010 04:56:23 -0700, Savageduck
>>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>> On 2010-05-16 01:09:03 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sat, 15 May 2010 17:40:52 -0700, Savageduck
>>>>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 2010-05-15 16:11:06 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Enough of the excuses!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Where's my Tiger Woods Golf Watch?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> TAG fired Woods.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> That's *so* unfair.
>>>>
>>>> There, there. I don't think they actually fired him, they just put all
>>>> his ads in an unreachable spot on a hidden shelf.
>>>> You can still get your Roger Federer Tennis Watch, complete with tears,
>>>> petulant frenzy, and over inflated ego.
>>>
>>>
>>> No, that won't do. I want a wider choice of (allaged) ex-mistresses.
>>
>>I think I'd settle for Elin and her share of the loot, and leave the
>>watches and skanks to you!
>
>
>Given a choice, I think anyone would. I'm of Swedish decent

It's a good thing to descend from descent folk.

>so she is
>definitely my type :-) ... but I doubt that she's available. :-(
>
>So it's back to Mistress #1. ;-)

--
Tony Cooper - Orlando, Florida
From: tony cooper on
On Sun, 16 May 2010 15:53:29 -0400, tony cooper
<tony_cooper213(a)earthlink.net> wrote:

>On Sun, 16 May 2010 16:39:20 +0100, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 16 May 2010 08:18:41 -0700, Savageduck
>><savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>
>>>On 2010-05-16 06:48:17 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 16 May 2010 04:56:23 -0700, Savageduck
>>>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On 2010-05-16 01:09:03 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sat, 15 May 2010 17:40:52 -0700, Savageduck
>>>>>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On 2010-05-15 16:11:06 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Enough of the excuses!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Where's my Tiger Woods Golf Watch?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> TAG fired Woods.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> That's *so* unfair.
>>>>>
>>>>> There, there. I don't think they actually fired him, they just put all
>>>>> his ads in an unreachable spot on a hidden shelf.
>>>>> You can still get your Roger Federer Tennis Watch, complete with tears,
>>>>> petulant frenzy, and over inflated ego.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> No, that won't do. I want a wider choice of (allaged) ex-mistresses.
>>>
>>>I think I'd settle for Elin and her share of the loot, and leave the
>>>watches and skanks to you!
>>
>>
>>Given a choice, I think anyone would. I'm of Swedish decent
>
>It's a good thing to descend from descent folk.

Skitt's Law...descend from decent folk.
>>so she is
>>definitely my type :-) ... but I doubt that she's available. :-(
>>
>>So it's back to Mistress #1. ;-)

--
Tony Cooper - Orlando, Florida
From: Bruce on
On Sun, 16 May 2010 12:33:14 -0700, Savageduck
<savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>On 2010-05-16 12:05:30 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>
>> On Sun, 16 May 2010 10:27:42 -0700, Savageduck
>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>> On 2010-05-16 08:39:20 -0700, Bruce <docnews2011(a)gmail.com> said:
>>>> On Sun, 16 May 2010 08:18:41 -0700, Savageduck
>>>> <savageduck1@{REMOVESPAM}me.com> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> I think I'd settle for Elin and her share of the loot, and leave the
>>>>> watches and skanks to you!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Given a choice, I think anyone would. I'm of Swedish decent so she is
>>>> definitely my type :-) ... but I doubt that she's available. :-(
>>>>
>>>> So it's back to Mistress #1. ;-)
>>>
>>> Oh well!
>>>
>>> I guess the $1500-$2500 you might have spent on the watch, might buy
>>> you 25 minutes or so with any in the Woods stable.
>>
>>
>> 25 minutes ... don't need that long! ;-)
>
>So we are blessed with the presence of a sprinter.
>
>I gather you no longer have the stamina for a marathon?


I was kidding! Never mind ... ;-)