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From: Clive on

"George Hammond" <nowhere1(a)notspam.org> wrote in message
news:9j5fs197mvpokmdgliocvj6psltn7egg31(a)4ax.com...
> 50% of the human race is below average intelligence.
>
> This is a proven scientific fact, not a theory!
>
> In fact, the average Usenet poster only has an IQ
> somewhere between 90 and 100, which is below average.
>
> Many of these people wonder if there is a God, and if so, what
> God is.
>
> In fact, many of our research physicists with IQ's between
> 130-160 don't have a clue as to what God is.... so don't get
> an inferiority complex or go into a conniption fit... it's just a
> fact of life.
> As a matter of fact, there is evidence that people
> of low intelligence are more apt to figure out what God
> is than people of high intelligence.... which just goes to
> show you the real nature of God!
>

Nope.
They're too dim to figure out what a load of tosh
you and your kind are peddling.
-C-


From: Bilge on
George Hammond:
>50% of the human race is below average intelligence.
>
>This is a proven scientific fact, not a theory!

Depends upon whether you are referring to the median or the mean.
By the definition of median, 50% are below the median. If you are
referring to the mean, then you must be referring to a particular
test for which the distribution is a normal distribution.

>In fact, the average Usenet poster only has an IQ somewhere
>between 90 and 100, which is below average.

That could mean a number of different things.

>Many of these people wonder if there is a God, and if so, what
>God is.
>
>In fact, many of our research physicists with IQ's between 130-160
>don't have a clue as to what God is.... so don't get an inferiority
>complex or go into a conniption fit... it's just a fact of life.

> As a matter of fact, there is evidence that people of low intelligence
>are more apt to figure out what God is than people of high intelligence....
>which just goes to show you the real nature of God!

You mean to say that god has trouble carrying on a conversation with
intelligent people? Who would have known?

> So I'm going to write a simple "God Handbook" for the
>benefit of really stupid people... the half of the population
>that is below normal intelligence. Here is the first page:

Bringing in the sheaves,
Bringing in the sheaves,
We'll study all our manifolds,
By bringing in the sheaves.

[...]
>
>Where can I find out more about all this?
>
>Answer: It is all explained in the first Large Print 4 pages

Is there a translation to swahili?


From: Mark Martin on

T Wake wrote:
> "George Hammond" <nowhere1(a)notspam.org> wrote in message
> news:9j5fs197mvpokmdgliocvj6psltn7egg31(a)4ax.com...
> > 50% of the human race is below average intelligence.
>
> Once [Hammond] shows his startling grasp of statistics.
>
> On a serious note, George, your flair at self publicity and ability to
> produce tabloid headlines like this (avoiding the implication that 50% are
> above average making average, in fact, average) means you are wasted in the
> world of USENET cranking. You could actually get yourself a real job.

Gosh. I wonder which side of the mean George is on?

-Mark Martin

From: George Hammond on

"Bilge" <dubious(a)radioactivex.lebesque-al.net> wrote
in message news:slrndsftfh.s0l.dubious(a)radioactivex.lebesque-al.net...
>
> Is there a translation to swahili?
>
>
[Hammond]
If there is anyone who would be willing to translate my
original post into German, French, Chinese, Japanese,
Russian, Italian, etc.... and post it here, so that I can copy
it and post it to the foreign newsgroups.... I would sincerely
appreciate it. Alta Vista has a good translating engine:
http://babelfish.altavista.com/
which will do 80% of it, but it has to be touched up
by a translator. Full credit will be given to the translator
in any foreign postings.

-------------original post in English--------

50% of the human race is below average intelligence.

This is a proven scientific fact, not a theory!

In fact, the average Usenet poster only has an IQ
somewhere between 90 and 100, which is below average.

Many of these people wonder if there is a God, and if so, what
God is.

In fact, many of our research physicists with IQ's between
130-160 don't have a clue as to what God is.... so don't get
an inferiority complex or go into a conniption fit... it's just a
fact of life.
As a matter of fact, there is evidence that people
of low intelligence are more apt to figure out what God
is than people of high intelligence.... which just goes to
show you the real nature of God!

So I'm going to write a simple "God Handbook" for the
benefit of really stupid people... the half of the population
that is below normal intelligence. Here is the first page:

GOD HANDBOOK FOR SUBNORMAL INTELLIGENCE

1) What is God?

Answer: God is the fact that no one ever reaches their
full height and weight... a fact commonly known
to most people.

Explanation: Oh sure, we think we're fully grown, since we
all stopped growing at 18 same as everyone else.
But fact is, we ALL stopped growing before we reached
our full height and weight.... not just some people...
ALL PEOPLE!

How do you know that?

Answer: There is something called the "Secular Trend in
Human Growth" which has been studied for 100
years (by measuring ancient skeletons, army
records, school records, etc) which shows that
people are getting taller, heavier and smarter
with each passing generation due to the rising
Standard of Living, mainly nutrition.
see:
http://economics.sbs.ohio-state.edu/rsteckel/Articles/time3.htm

What does this mean?

Answer: It means that no one in the history of the human
race has ever reached his full height and weight, and
that at the rate we're going, no one will for probably
another 2 thousand years... by which time the avg.
person will be 7 feet tall.

What does this have to do with God?

Answer: Fact is, the avg. person today is only about 80%
full grown, which means, by the way, that his brain is
only 80% grown. The missing 20% of the brain makes
us act like children, since children are the world's best
examaple of what a not fully grown person looks and
acts like.
What we know is that half the world is INVISIBLE
to a half grown child (which is why you have to watch
them constantly and lead them by the hand so they
don't get hurt). Likewise, therefore, if we are 20%
less than fully grown, 20% of the world is likewise
INVISIBLE to us.... ALL OF US! And this invisble world
is called "Heaven" and the fully grown person who
would be able to see the rest of the world is called
GOD... thus we say there is an "invisible man" named
God who "lives in Heaven".
Welcome to the club, you now know what the REAL
explanation of "God" is,... and that there IS actually
a "real God".

Does anybody else know about this and
why don't the authorities know about it?

Answer: No, very few people know about it, in fact only a
few people at the top of Religion (such as the Pope)
even suspect it... but they can't prove it. GEORGE
HAMMOND an American Physicist only recently
discovered the proof of it and published it in the
peer reviewed scientific literature. Naturally he
is viciously publicly persecuted and vigorously
suppressed by the scientific authorities and
studiously ignored by the Church. It is only
because of the uncontrolled freedom of the
Internet that you have managed to even hear
about it.



Where can I find out more about all this?

Answer: It is all explained in the first Large Print 4 pages
of my website located at:
-----------end original post in English-------------
========================================
SCIENTIFIC PROOF OF GOD WEBSITE
http://geocities.com/scientific_proof_of_god
mirror site:
http://proof-of-god.freewebsitehosting.com
========================================


From: Mark-T on
George Hammond wrote:
> 50% of the human race is below average intelligence.

Except at Lake Woebegon.

PS You might also consider that 50% of all doctors graduated
in the bottom half of their class.

Mark

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